crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

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majorlazer:

BIG UPS TO BESTIVAL!


mountstar:

Types of Matter

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tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

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lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

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oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man

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kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

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smartgirlsattheparty:

authorsarahdessen:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Me too! 

Us too! 


Submarine (2010)

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